Cursed Cowboy Beard Oil: Campfire & Clove

It was a morning not unlike this morning. The house was quiet...too quiet. Even the dogs, usually on high alert for any intruder, seemed strangely nonchalant. To say it is a "beard oil" is vastly under-selling its charms. It can be used on any hairs. Yes, it will delightfully smooth and condition even the crinkliest beards... but why does it have to stop there? My hair is a matted disaster from years of bleaching and coloring. This jojoba and hemp seed oil-based elixir soothes and smooths my angry, frizzy mess. This subtle beauty surrounds you with the scent of campfire and clove, like your trusted sidekicks. It's not an all-out assault on scent town like a group of banditos all trying to pile into the same getaway wagon. Trust us, your lovers and officemates will thank you.